whacky names!

i was waching TV and I saw a football player whos name was jahbooty,or something like that......so here is a list of funky names!!!

Rod Neil Reil (Rod n Reil)

Master Ofthe Universe

Urine (the lady who gave birth to her girl said it was pronounced ur-INE-iey)

new blog

there is a new blog on me. it is called olympic dreams where I want to be in the olimpics. Look at it, folks!!!

robot time!!!

scince i got mindstorms this cristmas, my dad and i are making a robot for the science fair. we made a robot that follows a black line and goes around smoothly. then we put black tape on the floor (dont tell mom!) and dad was doing a race aganst the robot!it was so funny! :-p

poem/painting

Here is a panting I did this year:

I called it "Jorney of the Outsider"

I also have a poem called "Lost"that kind of goes with it. Here it is.

Lost

I'm invisible.

Invisible people are afraid.

They can be afraid of anything.

I'm afraid of bullies and kidnappers,

fires and fangs,

tornados and hurricanes,

of being hated and despised.

Someone help me!

I'm lost in my own world.

While everyone has friends,

I am in a dead end.

I am lost.

-dylan

quicklink-club penguin #1

Coming soon, a link for all you penguins!!!!!! More stuff to come.

Things that make you say….duh!

These are real instructions that don’t make any sense:

- “Keep away from children” on a bottle of BABY lotion…DUH, isn’t a baby a child?
- “Do not drive after taking medicine” on CHILDREN’S cold and cough chewable tablet…DUH, kids can’t drive!!
- “Do not turn upside down” on the BOTTOM of a cake package…DUH; you have to turn the cake upside down so you can read the directions that tell NOT to turn the cake upside down.
- “Some assembly required” on a 500 piece puzzle…DUH, it’s a PUZZLE.
- “Warning: May contain nuts” on a pack of peanuts…DUH!!!
- “Warning: May cause drowsiness: on a box of SLEEPING pills…DUH…they’re sleeping pills; they’re supposed to make you drowsy so you can sleep.
- “Do not expose to flame” on the side of a lighter…DUH, isn’t that the purpose of a lighter…to make a flame?

The Election

I lost my class’s primary election. Our class has formed its own country. I ran for President with the Federalist Party. I only got 2 votes! I know who voted for me. My friend voted for me and, of course, I voted for myself! My other friends in the class couldn’t vote for me, because they belong to the Anti-federalist party. I felt really bad about losing, but I didn’t cry, even though I felt like it. My teacher, Mr. Rich, said that my class was the first in YEARS not to cry! Maybe I’ll win another election some day in the future.